I cashed the check, and wrote them a newsy note thanking them and giving them life updates. As many of you noted, I’m certain that they were not trying to be snarky jerks with the note, that it was just an ill-conceived and poorly executed attempt to reach out. They are nice people, just a little brusque. (My godmother, for example, once counseled against going to law school in Chicago, also known as the city where I grew up, because “God, Chicago is such an effing backwater, you might as well go to law school in Nebraska.” Helpful!)
Am I the only one who feels like a total moron when writing chatty letters with life updates? It feels narcissistic, to assume that people are going to care where I went on my three-day weekend or what my plans are for this summer. I know that family and friends want these updates, so I’m working on getting better about writing more regularly, but I struggle to write them without feeling life a doofus, is all I’m saying.
Speaking of feeling like a total doofus: I had the first ticklings of a cold on Saturday morning, made worse by all the dust I kicked up doing our annual spring cleaning. How did I respond to those tickings of a cold? Did I take to my bed early, rest, push fluids? No! Instead I went to a bar where a friend and I were cohosting a birthday party, drank more adult beverages than I have consumed in a single evening in at least a year, and ended the night with an embarrassing, if predictable, Very Serious Conversation with a friend, complete with crying from both parties. Needless to say, I woke up Sunday morning with a full-fledged case of Death By Headcold. If you need me, I’ll be the one snurfling into a kleenex and pounding gatorade.