I forgot my book this morning, so on the el I was perusing the advertisements that hang above the seats. There, right above me, was the following text-only ad:

“Our friends all moved to the suburbs. So we got new friends! CoupleStop . com: Where couples clique.”

Has to be swingers, right?

Even though the website says “no swingers allowed!”, that has to be just a front, doesn’t it? 

I mean, look at them! You mean to tell me they got all dressed up and wore their lowest cut and sparkly-est dresses just to go out to a casual dinner with another couple they hope to become friends with? I think not.

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