June 5, 2008
You guys, the bespoke guy starts today. I find myself oddly nervous about my outfit.
I would be too. But maybe you can enlist him to help you revamp your wardrobe with only high-end designer items costing at least four figures apiece! On his dime, of course.
BWAAHAHAHAHAAAA. i’d probably end up wearing something schlubby on purpose to prove that LOOK I’M NOT EVEN TRYING, OK??
He probably sucks.
Ummm, ok, that’s hilarious! How’s the day so far?
How exciting! Please to be having Mr. Pseudo take a pic of your outfit for our viewing pleasure.
I would be such an asshole to this guy and get everyone who deals with him to work the word bespoke into their exchanges with him.
Chanel lip gloss!!
And you have to tell us: what was HE wearing?
see, if only you’d hired the whittler, all you’d be worried about is. . .those chunks of hickory you leave around the office?
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