• Discovering you didn’t close the freezer all the way so all your food has defrosted, cleaning out the freezer, taking two bags full of perfectly good food to the trash.
  • Singeing your hair with a fried hair dryer.
  • Realizing you’re out of milk for your cereal.
  • Looking at the weather report and learning that it’s supposed to rain all day today, including “severe thunderstorms” at exactly the time that the outdoor concert to which you have tickets is supposed to start.
  • Spilling perfume on your hands.  Not a little perfume.  A LOT of perfume.  Hi!  I’m pseudo!  I smell aggressively of green floral with citrus notes!
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