Things that occurred over the weekend:

– Massive dinner

– Massive food coma

– Watching college football

– Ill-advised trip to REI on the busiest shopping day of year

– High school reunion.  (I tried to write a separate post on this one but it ended up just saying “It was weird.  And surreal. And weird” over and over.)

– Minor gin-induced hangover.  (See high school reunion, above.)

– Watching more football.

– Bowling.

– Watching LIVE football, in the cold, ending in a spectacular overtime victory.  Go Bears!

Do you think my employers would  suspect anything if I called in sick tomorrow?