Walking home from lunch with my sister, I ducked into Walgreens to get something sweet to tide me through Friday afternoon.  I really wanted a 69 cent Twix bar, but in effort to be more virtuous with  my chocolate, managed to walk out of Walgreens with a $3 bar of Hersheys “Extra dark with cranberries, blueberries, and almonds,” which advertises itself as “a natural source of flavanol antioxidants.”

It was not even that delicious.