In honor of Halloween, the toilet in my office building has become possessed.  As in, it will not stop flushing if there is anyone in the stall.  It is one of those auto-flush jobs that is supposed to sense when you are finished and flush then, but it’s on super mega hyper overdrive and whenever you’re in the stall at all, it just goes berserk with all the flushing.

It was a hot topic in the office today.   At one point, someone said without a trace of irony, “the building is really getting into the spirit of Halloween this year, I guess.”

In addition to the possessed toilet, the old-enough-to-be-my-mother woman in the office next to mine wore BRIGHT ORANGE pointy patent leather knee high boots to work today.   Halloween in corporate America, folks.