What the hell, Chicago?  What is up with the muggy-ass, bathwater-warm, sticky humid unpleasantness?  What is up with the daily rainstorms?  The never dry-ness?

I ask because there is some sort of MILDEW INFESTATION in my washing machine and all I really want to do is throw open all the windows and air this place the fuck out, but since it’s pretty much mildewy and humid outside, too, I really don’t see that helping.

I promise we are clean people.  I have no idea what has caused my washing machine to smell irreparably of funk.  Can anyone give me a suggestion as to what to do about it? It’s times like these I wish we still had a landlord to call to fix stuff.