After placing an order on your website for two items on May 21, I received an email today notifying me that my order was not expected to ship for another “5 to 7 days.”  Which would put it arriving at my house, optimistically, no earlier than June 7.  Which is 17 days after I ordered it.  Which is unacceptable.

Therefore, please cancel my order for (1) copy of The Perfect Scoop ice cream cookbook and (1) Medium-weight Exercise Resistance Band for Toning and Firming the Arms.   If you could also stop laughing at me for ordering those two items at the same time, I would greatly appreciate it.

“Free SuperSaver Shipping” MY ASS,