Student Lawyer 1: So, Mr. Ramirez, had you ever experienced problems with impotency in the past?
Student Witness: No. Dude. No.
SL1: How many times a week would you say you had sex with your wife before the incident?
SW: This is a little personal, man. But a lot. Frequently. A lot. It was important to us.
SL1: Can you estimate how many times per week you had sex with your wife before the incident.
SW: I’d say 6-8 times a week.
Student Lawyer 2 (sotto voce): This guy is so clearly not married.

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